Just a quick thought, or three.

1. I hate stupid short men with ugly haircuts that think they are the shit.
2. I don't like not being the alpha-female in a social situation.
3. I will never wear a dress without a bra again, no matter how tacky it might look with one.
4. I hate infatuation.
5. I hate popularity and keeping up appearances.
6. Money sucks.
7. Rain sucks.
8. Sometimes I wish I was a gay man. But only sometimes, and for very brief amounts of time.
9. I hate feeling self-conscious.
10. I hate being addicted to a person's kiss.
11. I hate infatuation.
12. I hate the in-between phase of Getting to Know You and Dating.
13. Just because it's your birthday it doesn't mean you're the queen of the world. Sorry.
14. ....TRY to wake me up to go to the gym in the morning. TRY, I DARE YOU.
15. Why do I have to wear a bikini on stage again??!

Goodnight, world.