OH! The Bowling for Soup Parody

Remember how I wrote that parody of Bowling For Soup's "Ohio" for my wife when she left me?
I never did make a music video. But here are the lyrics. And if you want to listen to the original song click here.

She said she hated her job
Her new roommate was a slob
So she took off for Baltimore,
And left dear old Walt, what more
could ever go wrong?

There's nothing wrong with old Maryland.
'Cept snowmageddon and gangs.
I really like Jim Henson, but
Kermit's got nothin' on
Pluto and the gang.

So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through doing whoever
You know Orange county will be right here waiting for you...

Come back to Florida.
It's just not the same since you went away.
Before you lose your habits
And forget all about the Disney Point.
There's seat for you on the Small World ride
And I can ROS anytime
Besides the Mormons up north aren't as cool as me anyway...

Terming was a mistake
I guess its easy to make
I know you miss the low pay
And working the long days
In a slave labor way

I wish you'd come back home
(Come home, come home)
The plane ride isn't that long
(Not long, not long)
We could be roommates
And always stay up late
Like we did all along.

So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through doing whoever
You know Orange county will be right here waiting for you...

Come back to Florida.
It's just not the same since you went away.
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on past the sunshine state.
There's seat for you on the jungle cruise
And I've got all that frosting saved. Besides the Mormons up north aren't as cool as me anyway...

Flo Rida wants you back.
Your wife, she wants you back.
2606 wants you back.
Aaron Carter wants you back.
(Na, na na)
Carrot Top wants you back.
And Mickey wants you back...

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign

Come back to Florida.
It's just not the same since you went away.
Before you lose your habits
And forget all about the Disney Point.
There's seat for you on the Small World ride
And I can ROS anytime

Come back to Florida.
It's just not the same since you went away.
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on past the sunshine state.
There's seat for you on the jungle cruise
And I've got all that frosting saved. Besides the Mormons up north aren't as cool as me anyway...
Besides the Mormons up north aren't as cool as me anyway. Yeah.