I must be serious.

A momentous occasion has taken place.
Alexa Winn has successfully ravaged her closet and dresser and removed every last immodest piece of clothing.
She put every single last piece of immodest clothing in a big white garbage bag, tied a triple knot in the drawstring and immediately took it to the car to be taken to the thrift store first thing tomorrow morning.
All of the tank tops.
All of the sun dresses.
The short shorts.
The mini skirts.
Alexa Winn will never be looked upon as a piece of meat again as long as she lives.

Just thought you'd all be interested in knowing.